Howdy! And welcome, the general public, to my personal, catch-all landing site.

Just like you, I contain multitudes.

But fear not citizen, no matter which of my myriad humble endeavors has pointed you here, you should be able to find something you weren’t asking for.

I guess this is my way of warning you that I’m actually quite disorganized and to temper your expectations.

Are there cookies? No.     Vagueness? Maybe. Is there anything beyond this stupefying placeholder text? Almost.

What you definitely wont find here is a cheeseball biography pouring over with marginally probable, self-serving drivel written in ‘3rd person’ and using lots of those trendy adjectives which are always found in groups of three. I tried, by god, I just can’t do it.

So who am I? What is the point of all this? What will you find in here?

Only my finest ephemera for you my friend. Music, words, absurdity, etc.